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Its not a joke. Thanks Viewers. Cam'ron wants to be No. 1 when you go No. courtesy of his latest venture - the toilet paper biz. How serious Cam says, When it's time to take a s , you don't want no paper cuts in your ass. It's a real problem. He's promising AT LEAST 2 ply comfort. Cam'ron's brand, Dipset . already hawks shower curtains, towels, various toiletries and even Ebola masks. That new nickname. Bed Bath and Killa. really fits. How to wipe your a with one sheet of toilet paper Lady Glug Glug and the Hangovers fourth album Wads Of Fun. It's been said that toilet paper will be worth its weight in gold after a major disaster. What would you do if you ran out Here are some options. Toilet paper is a modern luxury that people tend to take for granted until the moment they reach for it and find nothing but a cardboard roll. When that happens, they would gladly pay top dollar for a few squares. You know youve been there. Of course, all you have to do is waddle around the house until you find some more toilet paper or at least some paper towels. But what if you dont have anymore What would you do then . Scene 2: Conversation about toilet paper to which the President is oblivious continues on the car ride and eventual walking up to Air Force 1. Scene 3. Air force 1 flying with toilet paper continuing to unfurl out the door. Scene 4: President lands and is greeted by diplomats with toilet paper still attached, now becoming a tripping hazard and causing important diplomats to trip up in the background. I had a co-worker walk past me with the toilet seat protector and toilet paper hanging out of her pants, I said What is that she grabbed it really fast and threw it away. Poor thing. You take some paper and wipe your ass. And down it goes. Regular toilet paper is usually too flimsy to stand up to a soaking, while normal paper towels are too harsh for rectal purposes. Viva is apparently just right. And no, Asbury is not a brand ambassador, nor does Kleenex endorse this alternative use. Wipe in the right direction. Make sure to go from front to back, pushing waste away from the groin. This has traditionally been advised for women to keep poop away from the vaginal canal and prevent urinary tract infections. But if youre uncomfortable reaching into the toilet to wipe, standing should suffice. Assuming youve done all that and youre still feeling discomfort, Asbury warns it might be something else. If you're using toilet paper to wipe your butt, we've got good news for you: If you're a guy, whatever technique you're using is probably fine. Front-to-back Back-to-front. To avoid getting anal fissures and irritation, be gentle when you wipe. As OB-GYN Antonio Pizarro, M. told Yahoo Health, I always tell patients to dab gently-not wipe. This is especially true if you have early signs of irritation. Oh-and toilet paper can cut your butt. Yikes Getting micro-cuts from toilet paper is not as uncommon as one would think, Marc Leavey, M. an internist at Baltimores Mercy Medical Center, told the outlet. The takeaway here Go easy on your butt. I use toilet paper cause the thought of underwear with piss is disgusting so I wipe my shit CLEAN. cvntcrshr 5 mar. All lovely ladies love the helicopter. Gotta learn it quick grasshopper. I take a razor blade, slice the tip, and filet the dick open and wipe the entire shaft. Then I suture my dick back up until next time. mac madness 6 mar. The fact that its by Keanu if better. View Poll Results: Do you give it a lil sniff after you wipe your booty Ya I don't know why lol. Why would you even pull the paper out of the bowl I mean directly after u wipe, give it a lil sniff then throw it into the bowl. Hype job. Lol I know that's what you meant. Again, no, from my ass to the water, it doesn't leave that area lol